(Just in case you didn't figure it out, James is blue, Jesse is red, and Meowth is green.  Both James and Jesse together is purple, and all three together is brown.  Okay, okay.  I'm bored, all right?!  And this stuff is generally not all that true...  Kind of a fanfiction, really.  With pictures.  I made 'em, so don't take 'em without my permission.)

Welcome to you all!  Hoping you're enjoying your stay at Mewtwo's Lair!
Refreshments will be on the way, just as soon as I get into my maid's uniform--
That's okay, James.  I think the people want to know a little bit about both of you guys' past!
Really?
Yeah....  Of course they do!
Wow!  I feel like such a celebrity...  which I already am, of course!
Just get on with it...
<<gets out an old photo album>>  Wow, I haven't looked at this in ages...
What are you waiting for?!  <<slaps James>>  Open it!
Okay!  Fine!  Learn a little patience...

GAAAAAH!!!
What were we thinking?  Green just isn't my color at all!
I must say that my hairstyle is quite the rage, don't you think?  ....  Please, Jesse.  I hate it when you glare at me like that.
<<groan>>  Next picture....
 
 

Ewwwww.....
I remember that....
At least my hair kept its natural shape this time.  Yours is worse Jessibelle's.
Don't bring that up!