This little guy is pretty strong, considering he's an Earthling. He's been through a lot, and it always seems that he's the main target to be kicked around. But do people really notice this? Kuririn speaks out.
KURIRIN: Hi! My name is Kuririn. You
may remember me from such fights as in the Furiza Saga when I was killed
and Goku went Super Saiya-jin for the first time.
CAROLINE: I'm sure that nobody has forgotten that.
KURIRIN: Then how come I'm always the one that
gets the least pity... Other than that little scuffle.
CAROLINE: I think you are mourned over enough--
KURIRIN: Then why am I always the next target?
In my childhood, I was killed off during a Bodoukai. And it really
hurt, too! And before that, I had to get these circles tatooed on
my forehead. That was really painful!
CAROLINE: And just why did you have to get that
done? I've heard from some people that they're airholes.
KURIRIN: It's a good idea, considering I don't
have a nose, but it's wrong. You see, I'm a part of a group of monks
that are magnificent fighters...
CAROLINE: That's the most contradictory statement
I've ever heard.
KURIRIN: Oh really? You haven't seen us at
dinner, have you?
CAROLINE: Still, I'm puzzled.
KURIRIN: But anyway, even out of my childhood I
was kicked around too much for one person to stand. While I was fighting
against that huge brain thing in "The World's Strongest Man", did you notice
that I was the only one to be shot at, and I was the only one that got
slugged right across the face?! It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
CAROLINE: I know two great detectives that could
possibly solve this problem for you. Here's their card.
KURIRIN: (Reads business card) FBI.
Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully... I've heard of them. Sorry,
but Scully would probably drop the case too soon. "It's just not
scientific..." Yeah, a huge brain in a huge robot suit isn't something
you see every day, but just look at some x-rays of my skull. I'll
show her scientific!!!
CAROLINE: Okay, let's just forget I ever said that.
And I've forgotten what else I was going to ask you... Oh well.
Let's just leave the rest up to the people surfin' around on the 'net.
If you have any questions for our good, misunderstood friend Kuririn here,
just email me!