This little guy is pretty strong, considering he's an Earthling.  He's been through a lot, and it always seems that he's the main target to be kicked around.  But do people really notice this?  Kuririn speaks out.


 


KURIRIN:  Hi!  My name is Kuririn.  You may remember me from such fights as in the Furiza Saga when I was killed and Goku went Super Saiya-jin for the first time.
CAROLINE:  I'm sure that nobody has forgotten that.
KURIRIN:  Then how come I'm always the one that gets the least pity...  Other than that little scuffle.
CAROLINE:  I think you are mourned over enough--
KURIRIN:  Then why am I always the next target?  In my childhood, I was killed off during a Bodoukai.  And it really hurt, too!  And before that, I had to get these circles tatooed on my forehead.  That was really painful!
CAROLINE:  And just why did you have to get that done?  I've heard from some people that they're airholes.
KURIRIN:  It's a good idea, considering I don't have a nose, but it's wrong.  You see, I'm a part of a group of monks that are magnificent fighters...
CAROLINE:  That's the most contradictory statement I've ever heard.
KURIRIN:  Oh really?  You haven't seen us at dinner, have you?
CAROLINE:  Still, I'm puzzled.
KURIRIN:  But anyway, even out of my childhood I was kicked around too much for one person to stand.  While I was fighting against that huge brain thing in "The World's Strongest Man", did you notice that I was the only one to be shot at, and I was the only one that got slugged right across the face?!  It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
CAROLINE:  I know two great detectives that could possibly solve this problem for you.  Here's their card.
KURIRIN:  (Reads business card)  FBI.  Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully...  I've heard of them.  Sorry, but Scully would probably drop the case too soon.  "It's just not scientific..."  Yeah, a huge brain in a huge robot suit isn't something you see every day, but just look at some x-rays of my skull.  I'll show her scientific!!!
CAROLINE:  Okay, let's just forget I ever said that.  And I've forgotten what else I was going to ask you...  Oh well.  Let's just leave the rest up to the people surfin' around on the 'net.  If you have any questions for our good, misunderstood friend Kuririn here, just email me!